One of my friends wrote me:

My plates ran out at the last of April
My brakes started squealing (but still stops on a dime)
My rearview mirror fell off
My inspection ran out at the last of April

Who wants to ride to lunch with me?  :)

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Still another wrote

Is it time for car woes Haiku?

My car was not new
It broke down on the highway
It might still be there

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I thought I would be a smart a** and I wrote

I will see your haiku and raise you a Koan.

Not new
Not new-thing-ness
There is no mirror
It dropped off
There is no car
No possessions
The car has been left on top of the dime just next to the umbrella and the singing brakes

Near the dog barking mu.

Thank you.