Western Union has just discontinued all Telegram services. Firstly, its scary to think that they had been sending telegrams up until a couple days ago. I mean who is sending telegrams now?  But secondly I kinda feel nostalgic for telegrams now that I cannot send one.

There is a certiain nostalgic quality to telegrams now that they essentially do not exist. I’m going to have to start a business whereby I send telegrams fro nostaglic purposes and chanrge exorbitant rates for the privledge of going Victorian.

This is truly the most naive, most ridiculous Christmas/ Sci-fi movie ever. Hold on. It may be the only Christmas/ Sci-fi movie ever.

The plot is that the martian children are sad. Sad because they can watch Earth TV, Christmas is coming up on Earth but Mars has no Santa and no Christmas. By implication they are Godless heathens who need some old school missionary work. They decide to abduct Santa. They capture him and two Earth kids - so that they won’t tell the authorities.

Santa doesn’t seem to mind all that much and maintains his jolly nature throughout. He infects the martians with joy and good will. They even get their own Santa, a Venusian who already had agreat sense of humor and goof-offedness. He’s green, he has antennae, and a red suit. He has to use a pillow for his mid-section like the Department store Santas but hey, he’s working in the weight gain by eating extra food pills. 

This must have been a made for TV movie. I can’t imagine that this movie was meant to be viewed more than once. It’s great camp though and fun to laugh at. The stock footage of space launches andmig fighters is a great touch. Really adds that realism. 

If you really love Disco. You will need to get yourself a Staying Alive phone.

I don’t get it either I was just looking at the John Travolta’s Greatest Hits Album.

Oh boy.

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The auction is closed but I am saving it here for posterity. I especially like what Toraidio Smith says about the product. I mean this just seems too good to be true! WiFi Speed Spray seems to be the answer to all my ailments and woes.

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It’s You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every ‘zig’ !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move ‘zig’.
Captain: For great justice.